Song writer herself...

Here is the song write of "POOPY PANTS" and her perfect model, modeling the lyrics.
POOPY PANTS, POOPY PANTS NO YOU CAN'T DANCE IN POOPY PANTS. CAN'T GO TO FRANCE IN POOPY PANTS AND THERE IS NO
ROMANCE WITH POOPY PANTS! CAN'T TAKE A CHANCE WITH POOPY PANTS NOR TAKE A STANCE WEARING POOPY PANT. ALTHOUGH THERE ARE NO ANTS IN POOPY PANTS BUT PLEASE JUST DON'T DANCE IN POOPY PANTS....take a close look at Grandma's pants!!!! :)